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The Aristocrat joke: march 30 2008
A famous politician is at a homeless shelter getting as much face time before a critical election, as possible, serving food with many other volunteers at the Shelter’s mess hall. It’s quite a lovely Easter day with camera crews and such all over. He smiles and shakes lots of hands while serving the meals to the homeless people in a kind of assembly line way, shifts of homeless people coming in for a bite to eat before retreating to their make shift domiciles’ and other rickety abodes.
While Schmoozing with the large group of reporters. A family of four, a young man in his thirties, his teen son Junior Lovely wife in her upper twenties and matching her in beauty, seven year old Daughter .
They approach the Congressman. The family is in torn and tattered clothes and definitely could have cleaned up a bit but in their situation it maybe understandable. The Ladies get a sneer from the congress man. Enraged the seven year old kicks the man in the shins bam bam he falls forward and in a moment of allowing this mans real attitude out and says You little white trashed cunt .
As He reaches down to grab her the Father lounges at the congress man and Rips the man’s trousers down to around his ankles. Beneath his pleated trousers are rather risky and provocative red and black fish net stockings and matching garter belt. Meanwhile, Junior has pulled out his young flaccid cock slapping the bent over congressman in the face until his youthful appendage fills with blood. Saliva begins coming from the congressman’s mouth. The tween stuffs the purple member deep into his mouth, Choking and gagging the congress man. During this the mother had been squatting in the sumo child berth position rubbing her hamburger looking pork chop pussy lips with her thrift store Easter dress, torn and tattered , Up over her head Fingers glistening with sweaty dirty pussy juices .
The daughter has now also begun to become ever more disturbing than any child should be. Defecating on the floor. Dark brown diarrhea, Probably caused by drinking water out of the polluted and contaminated fucking river they sometimes bathe and drink from. A long trail starting on his head, and along the floor like a slip and slide.
The father has spat on the congressman’s ass and began to drive his dirty stinking unshowered slab of man flesh into his flabby as a muther fucker ass, rippling like a waves crashing into the shore slap slap he drives it home.
During all this his wife has now worked herself up into a nice froth and being a woman who has had to do things for the Quote good of the family can squirt pussy juices like and Paul Bunion with morning wood. Planting it on the congress man’s face, square in between the eyes and running down washing some of the girls diarrhea chunks into his mouth , gulping and gasping swallowing bites of shit and fishy fucking stinky ass bearded clam juice.
Meanwhile Junior has begun to fuck his sister in the trail of diarrhea running with her little body clinging together Loking like They Muther fucking humping dogs. Running and sliding into their mothers Hershey highway like a runaway 18 wheeler going down I 70 westbound after the Eisenhower tunnel.
Then they begin to tag team their mothers bungholio while pumping the girls little pink snatch all the while. They help swab their mother with their little delicate probing tongues . Cleaning the dingle berries entangled in her slimy ass hairs.
The father’s throbbing member begins to show streaks of deep red blood coming from the congress man’s engorged rectal cavity , pounding it like silly putty not holding any rage or anger back. Now the mother decides she needs some cock to begins to blow the congress man Slurping and gagging herself at times.
As the children begin to force their apple shaped asses into his face taking turns smothering him causing his face to turn different shades of blues and purples, gasping for breathes. They laugh uncontrollably and switch off Time and time again. The father has now demanded that his balls be licked by his wife.
The congressman taking the craziest ass mutilating rape job has begun to seem to like it even moaning. He begins to jack himself off with his right hand all fingers covered with 24 k gold rings.
The daughter seeing the mans throbbing member begins to back her diarrhea coated tiny sphincter hole, pink and dark brown dried poo streaks running down her spindly legs. Twigs compared to this fat cat’s Viagra dosed cock even.
The son now has had enough of the tongue lashing his puckered poop shoot can take. He starts to fuck his mother like a rabbit after a few speed balls. Pumping and stroking his unusually hard Johnson, Junior Loads his mothers cesspool of a rear orifice making her moan and groan She hollers out pound it boy pop it like its hot pop it like it’s hot.
The father has now pulled his meat wad out of this man’s torn and bloody ass moaning and whimpering in pain and odd and unusual pleasures. The Victim now asks to be burned by the father with a cock shaped crack torch butane lighter, that he has pulled from his pocket.
The father gladly obliges him frying his pork belly loaded ass like the DEA do to the crops in Kentucky ‘s Smokey mountains during the peak harvest time.
The daughter seeing her father peering at her through the corner of his eye nods and takes a step back. Swinging her arms like a little gymnast to gain momentum, slides feet up, though the dried up feces she produced earlier directly into her old man’s dangling ,striped with coagulated blood cells and some renal samples from the congressman’s corn hole. The father stabs his daughter’s prepubescent turd cutter causing the daughter to convulse as her puckered up tiny crap shooter is tore the fuck up I mean fucking bad. Her old man Simultaneously begins to also Erupt but in orgasms shooting through his entire body , he begins to shout out who’s your muther fucking daddy bitch over and over. Suddenly yanking his even more blood soaked , third leg out of his off springs body, He pulls it out so quickly it causes her colon to turn inside out like a sock gone through a hot water wash cycle with the red towels. Cuming loads onto everyone in this fuck pile.
Seeing this the congress man also is now blowing his spuuge all over this little girls torn bloody, and crusted shitter.
Meanwhile Junior who had been titty fucking his mom , can’t help but to drop his newly acquired cream of the crop onto his lil’sis’s ass .
The mother moaning after she also has had another after another seizure like orgasms begins to slop it up with her tongue lapping it up into her drooling mouth slobbering like a St. Bernard in the summer.
The congress man looking like he had just came out of the men’s room of the Minneapolis airport , out of breath and surprisingly gratified by this, says what the fuck was that.
The daughter says holding back tears of pain what you fuckers do to the real citizens of this country.
He then asks who the fuck do you think you are? Responding in unisence We were aristocrats then you got fucking Elected Shouting Bastard.
Written By Anthony James Seeley march 30 2008 copyright 2008
The Aristocrat joke: march 30 2008
A famous politician is at a homeless shelter getting as much face time before a critical election, as possible, serving food with many other volunteers at the Shelter’s mess hall. It’s quite a lovely Easter day with camera crews and such all over. He smiles and shakes lots of hands while serving the meals to the homeless people in a kind of assembly line way, shifts of homeless people coming in for a bite to eat before retreating to their make shift domiciles’ and other rickety abodes.
While Schmoozing with the large group of reporters. A family of four, a young man in his thirties, his teen son Junior Lovely wife in her upper twenties and matching her in beauty, seven year old Daughter .
They approach the Congressman. The family is in torn and tattered clothes and definitely could have cleaned up a bit but in their situation it maybe understandable. The Ladies get a sneer from the congress man. Enraged the seven year old kicks the man in the shins bam bam he falls forward and in a moment of allowing this mans real attitude out and says You little white trashed cunt .
As He reaches down to grab her the Father lounges at the congress man and Rips the man’s trousers down to around his ankles. Beneath his pleated trousers are rather risky and provocative red and black fish net stockings and matching garter belt. Meanwhile, Junior has pulled out his young flaccid cock slapping the bent over congressman in the face until his youthful appendage fills with blood. Saliva begins coming from the congressman’s mouth. The tween stuffs the purple member deep into his mouth, Choking and gagging the congress man. During this the mother had been squatting in the sumo child berth position rubbing her hamburger looking pork chop pussy lips with her thrift store Easter dress, torn and tattered , Up over her head Fingers glistening with sweaty dirty pussy juices .
The daughter has now also begun to become ever more disturbing than any child should be. Defecating on the floor. Dark brown diarrhea, Probably caused by drinking water out of the polluted and contaminated fucking river they sometimes bathe and drink from. A long trail starting on his head, and along the floor like a slip and slide.
The father has spat on the congressman’s ass and began to drive his dirty stinking unshowered slab of man flesh into his flabby as a muther fucker ass, rippling like a waves crashing into the shore slap slap he drives it home.
During all this his wife has now worked herself up into a nice froth and being a woman who has had to do things for the Quote good of the family can squirt pussy juices like and Paul Bunion with morning wood. Planting it on the congress man’s face, square in between the eyes and running down washing some of the girls diarrhea chunks into his mouth , gulping and gasping swallowing bites of shit and fishy fucking stinky ass bearded clam juice.
Meanwhile Junior has begun to fuck his sister in the trail of diarrhea running with her little body clinging together Loking like They Muther fucking humping dogs. Running and sliding into their mothers Hershey highway like a runaway 18 wheeler going down I 70 westbound after the Eisenhower tunnel.
Then they begin to tag team their mothers bungholio while pumping the girls little pink snatch all the while. They help swab their mother with their little delicate probing tongues . Cleaning the dingle berries entangled in her slimy ass hairs.
The father’s throbbing member begins to show streaks of deep red blood coming from the congress man’s engorged rectal cavity , pounding it like silly putty not holding any rage or anger back. Now the mother decides she needs some cock to begins to blow the congress man Slurping and gagging herself at times.
As the children begin to force their apple shaped asses into his face taking turns smothering him causing his face to turn different shades of blues and purples, gasping for breathes. They laugh uncontrollably and switch off Time and time again. The father has now demanded that his balls be licked by his wife.
The congressman taking the craziest ass mutilating rape job has begun to seem to like it even moaning. He begins to jack himself off with his right hand all fingers covered with 24 k gold rings.
The daughter seeing the mans throbbing member begins to back her diarrhea coated tiny sphincter hole, pink and dark brown dried poo streaks running down her spindly legs. Twigs compared to this fat cat’s Viagra dosed cock even.
The son now has had enough of the tongue lashing his puckered poop shoot can take. He starts to fuck his mother like a rabbit after a few speed balls. Pumping and stroking his unusually hard Johnson, Junior Loads his mothers cesspool of a rear orifice making her moan and groan She hollers out pound it boy pop it like its hot pop it like it’s hot.
The father has now pulled his meat wad out of this man’s torn and bloody ass moaning and whimpering in pain and odd and unusual pleasures. The Victim now asks to be burned by the father with a cock shaped crack torch butane lighter, that he has pulled from his pocket.
The father gladly obliges him frying his pork belly loaded ass like the DEA do to the crops in Kentucky ‘s Smokey mountains during the peak harvest time.
The daughter seeing her father peering at her through the corner of his eye nods and takes a step back. Swinging her arms like a little gymnast to gain momentum, slides feet up, though the dried up feces she produced earlier directly into her old man’s dangling ,striped with coagulated blood cells and some renal samples from the congressman’s corn hole. The father stabs his daughter’s prepubescent turd cutter causing the daughter to convulse as her puckered up tiny crap shooter is tore the fuck up I mean fucking bad. Her old man Simultaneously begins to also Erupt but in orgasms shooting through his entire body , he begins to shout out who’s your muther fucking daddy bitch over and over. Suddenly yanking his even more blood soaked , third leg out of his off springs body, He pulls it out so quickly it causes her colon to turn inside out like a sock gone through a hot water wash cycle with the red towels. Cuming loads onto everyone in this fuck pile.
Seeing this the congress man also is now blowing his spuuge all over this little girls torn bloody, and crusted shitter.
Meanwhile Junior who had been titty fucking his mom , can’t help but to drop his newly acquired cream of the crop onto his lil’sis’s ass .
The mother moaning after she also has had another after another seizure like orgasms begins to slop it up with her tongue lapping it up into her drooling mouth slobbering like a St. Bernard in the summer.
The congress man looking like he had just came out of the men’s room of the Minneapolis airport , out of breath and surprisingly gratified by this, says what the fuck was that.
The daughter says holding back tears of pain what you fuckers do to the real citizens of this country.
He then asks who the fuck do you think you are? Responding in unisence We were aristocrats then you got fucking Elected Shouting Bastard.
Written By Anthony James Seeley march 30 2008 copyright 2008
Tags: aritocrat, comedy, digust, joke, jokes, morallyapprehenceable, sick, vulgar
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Permalink Reply by Anthony James Seeley on -
Well how does that grab you by the short and curlies.
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Permalink Reply by Jason Pitt on
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That certainly grabs something. Did you read my review of "The Aristocrats"?
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